Why spend half your life waiting for that saggy, droopy and baggy look that says you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders? Here's a faster, simpler and painless way to get that all-important world-weary look now.
There's no Hair Club for Shins. Once they get shiny you have to live with it for the rest of your life. There ought to be a law. Or at least a lawsuit.
If you don't know much about coyotes, they are dog-like creatures with the soul of a wolf and the voice of a Florence Foster Jenkins. They also like to hunt in my backyard.