4 "Why don't we take a poll on election day instead of voting?” I asked my neighbor, wondering what mathematician Jacob Bernoulli would think of that.
Government
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2 The trolls are back in town. Not the ugly-but-somehow-cuddly Walt Disney trolls that break into song at the drop of a music cue. The only thing these trolls break into is your wallet.
Ill-Fitting Suit
6 All the way back to the Founding Fathers, government offices were a fine place to look for humor material. A simple, “Where’s the restroom?” was good for an instant 600 word column you could sell for some mad money.
I Don’t Deserve This Kind Of Treatment
2 Running this country is so serious that, from time to time, the government needs some comic relief. I believe this is the reason for the Transportation Security Administration.