4 Dr. John Harvey Kellogg is considered to be one of the true visionaries of the healthy-lifestyle movement---or a leading candidate for induction into the Snake Oil Salesman Hall of Fame. It all depends upon what you believe about corn flakes and masturbation. Flaky
4 There's no Hair Club for Shins. Once they get shiny you have to live with it for the rest of your life. There ought to be a law. Or at least a lawsuit. The Shining
2 While young Baby Boomers of the 60s were busy questioning authority, they missed asking the granddaddy of all questions---was the Constitution legal? Question Authority
4 If you don't know much about coyotes, they are dog-like creatures with the soul of a wolf and the voice of a Florence Foster Jenkins. They also like to hunt in my backyard. When The Big Game Is In Your Backyard
6 I wouldn’t give Edison sole credit for inventing motion pictures, but there’s no doubt in my mind that he single-handedly got the pictures to move. Moving Pictures
4 There are three bad combinations in this world: oil and water; nitro and glycerin; and my wife and HGTV. Home Wreckers