Universities have come out of the closet---sorry, the ivory tower---and admitted they're corporations. And the last thing corporations need is students.
There's no Hair Club for Shins. Once they get shiny you have to live with it for the rest of your life. There ought to be a law. Or at least a lawsuit.
If you don't know much about coyotes, they are dog-like creatures with the soul of a wolf and the voice of a Florence Foster Jenkins. They also like to hunt in my backyard.