4 If you don't know much about coyotes, they are dog-like creatures with the soul of a wolf and the voice of a Florence Foster Jenkins. They also like to hunt in my backyard.
Yearly Archives: 2016
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6 I wouldn’t give Edison sole credit for inventing motion pictures, but there’s no doubt in my mind that he single-handedly got the pictures to move.
Moving Pictures
4 There are three bad combinations in this world: oil and water; nitro and glycerin; and my wife and HGTV.
Home Wreckers
2 Out of 26 letters and 10 digits, only a handful are used on an eye chart. You don't have to be paranoid---although it occasionally helps---to believe those eye chart letters were chosen to embarrass us.
It Remains To Be Seen
12 When your wife comes up with a better mousetrap what can possibly go wrong?
All The Trappings
6 Peanut butter is about as All-American as Montreal. Or Tenochtitlan. Its All-American status began with a doctor who also thought corn flakes would cure masturbation.